Flip Wilson Quotes

The cost of living is going up and the chance of living is going down.

You can't expect to hit the jackpot if you don't put a few nickels in the machine.

The cost of living is going up while the chances of living are going down.

Funny is an attitude.

Get well cards have become so humorous that if you don't get sick you're missing half the fun.

My happiest memory of childhood was my first birthday in reform school. This teacher took an interes...